Dad

A mythical and rare being, told to be found in the depths of gas stations looking for 0.5% fat milk instead of 1%.

Sir we have found another, "dad' in our storage.

by N0t Y0ur Dad March 15, 2022

Dad

A dad is somthing you do not have, so it is no shock you are here looking for a definiton

"I Fucked his Dad"

by Bolllocks May 10, 2024

dad

he said he was just getting milk but never came back

dad - i’m getting to get milk it will talk 5 minutes

by DumbBlonde October 16, 2019

Dad

Guy1:Something you don't have.

Guy2:LMAO

My dad left me!

by MishoGBG February 20, 2023

Dad

He left to get the milk... He's not coming back sunny.

"Dad can you go get some milk."

by AndIDidThat March 31, 2024

Dad

a dad is someone who will leave you for another family and keep doing the same thing. He will act like he cares until you are old enough he will ditch you like a rock in the forest. If you have a good dad congratulations dont disrespect him and keep him close before he leaves .

Hey my dad went to get some milk and i haven't seen him in 2 WEEKS!

by yo mama and yo dadda December 15, 2020

Dad

The man that fucked your mom

“Hey dad…” “Wait dad DAD DAAADDDD *Cries* where’d you go dad”

by AreYouDumb May 18, 2020