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shit-stick 

Every dumb ass that has a driver's license that shouldn't.
How did that shit-stick get a license?!?
Dude, don't be a shit-stick.
That was shit-stickish behavior.
shit-stick by jenijag November 27, 2012

Lolly stick insertion

When a man cums on a tampon before the woman knows and she is then instantly pregnant. This is usually used as a prank or used to not get a bloody peter.
Before the female knew, her boyfriend pulled off a lolly stick insertion so his penis doesn't get bloody.
Lolly stick insertion by Philbrick17 September 22, 2013

Mozzarella Stick 

The act or instance of jerking off immediately after eating Doritos, without licking the cheese of your fingers first
After playing Call of Duty for 48 hours straight, I had a bag of Doritos, performed the Mozzarella Stick, and washed myself with mountain dew.
Mozzarella Stick by False_Prince January 26, 2015

Jizz stick 

You'll find Herbert the pervert's frozen jizz sticks in the snow in the morning!
Jizz stick by Pnkkarma February 1, 2016

Swizzle Stick 

Urethral probe used for STD testing
The doctors thought the drip I had was chlamydia so they stuck the swizzle stick up my pee hole to find out

shit stick 

A common impromptu tool used to scrape feces off of the shoe or boot. Commonly used around livestock, zoos, kennels, camping and public parks. Depending on the size and shape, it can be efficient and can be thrown for a distance to remove it from your locale if necessary.
Damn Fred, I just stepped in in it! Hand me that shit stick over there.
shit stick by randallt December 30, 2016