Put 't sock on

Northern slang for putting on the trusty old wank sock.

Billy was tired of pulling birds in't pub, so he stayed in and put 't sock on.

by FinbarSaunders March 02, 2021

Turd Sock

A turd that is made into a sock

Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!

by WISE7890 September 01, 2015

One Sock Sexual

Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.

As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.

by Jack6626 June 10, 2022

Gucci to the socks

When someone makes sure to put cannabis all the way down the zoot as opposed to putting a small amount of tobacco near the roach (aka “a baccy stop”).

Person 1: “did you put a baccy stop in this spliff g?”
Person 2: “nah man it’s Gucci to the socks”

by Yungskunk September 24, 2021

French Socks

When a man sucks a woman’s toes or feet.

“You know she’s crazy, right? She loves those french socks.”
“Oh, i’m not into that.”

by mastergrave February 02, 2023

Single sock sensation

When you masturbate with a single sock and only one sock to feel a great sensation. After two year. if only using that sock you are obligated to marry that sock.

Yo Tyler has been practicing Single sock sensation for 2 years now he needs to marry the sock now

by Funny goober May 18, 2022

argile socks

a pattern on socks

"Jimmy put your argile socks on for school, don't you just love the pattern?"

🎤I got my socks on,
I got my socks off,
I got my argile socks on

by flip_4_life May 16, 2016