baby shark

a garbage song that is the most watched video on youtube it has a lot of dislikes because how garbage it is

baby shark is garbage

by bigbballs November 4, 2021

Anal Baby

Someone who is being such an asswhole that they’re mom is being called a such a whore for having orgasmic enjoyment when they were born, and they victim of the accusation is the offspring of such bitchery.

Really John, stop being such a damn anal baby and grow the fuck up.

by CondimentalMaster October 4, 2019

baby blumpkin

When a pregnant chick gives a guy oral sex while he's on the toilet taking a shit.

Though Sheena was pregnant, she still gave her husband a baby blumpkin after he had a long day.

by Chainsaw217 October 6, 2012

baby breaker

1. when a woman gets punched in the baby maker

2. like Combo breaker, but on a woman with a blow to the gut

B-B-Baby Breaker!

by inuyasha3896 March 10, 2011

Baby Lit

When you're almost lit - phase between tipsy and extra lit.

Ronak is baby lit, just took his first two tequila shots of the night.

by returnofthenak February 16, 2017

Baby-Daisel

To take a long time to finish an alcoholic beverage at a bowling alley.

How long you gonna baby-daisel that white russian, bro?

by ThundercockBand January 1, 2009

Baby Pool

When you cum in a girl’s bellybutton

I gave the biggest Baby Pool to this chick last night

by JDPatriot November 8, 2021