Firing Off a Few Rounds

Beating off, rubbing one out, jerking off

MOCO was firing off a few rounds while thinking about Marisa last night!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2007

Lax Bro Fire Drill

when at a red light you and your bros wearing lax pinnies get out and change the color of the pinnie. if a bro doesnt have a pinnie on he must moon the car next to him. and is mocked by his other bros. Only acception is if the bro is wearing a polo. or other Bro shit. Baseball Players cannot engage in this activity and it can only be done on mondays,tuesdays,thursdays, fridays, saturdays, and sundays. wendsdays are Broly days

that Lax Bro fire drill was totally the bees vagina bro

by alexander Flowveckin October 27, 2010

Liar Liar Pants On Fire

Being from newfoundland, we have a strong British heritage. I always understood it to be a reference to witches burning at the stake. Your pants or skirts would be the first thing to catch fire.

Person on stake while fire burns, sees their pants catching aflame
"Please! I'm Innocent! "
Crowd "liar liar pants on fire

by Newfiegirl April 05, 2017

African Fire Hose

When a large black man blows a load all over a small white female almost drowning her in semen usually in a some odd pornography.

-Did you hear about Jamal?

-No?

-He was almost finished with this white bitch so he took his dick out and African Fire Hosed her.

by Mawtin April 08, 2009

I'm firing my laser!

An exclamation used to inform one's friends that you've just had sex. It's also something you don't shout to a girl when you cum.

Person one: "Dude, I'm firing my laser!"

Person two: "Well done mate, well done!"

by The Vengeance and the Night August 10, 2015

Brown Eye Back Fire

A Brown Eye Back Fire is when you take a dump and when the poop hits the water in the toilet it splashes up on your butthole. It is the most disgusting feeling in the world that everyone you’ve ever met has experienced.

Guy on toilet: “(splash) AHHHHHHHH”

Guy’s wife: “What’s going on in there?”

Guy on Toilet: “Fucking Brown Eye Back Fire.”

by K1LL_4_FUN March 23, 2011

Fire-Breathing Attack Butterflies

The ridiculously intense "butterflies in stomach" sensation one gets when looking at or thinking about the one you love. Hard to ignore.

When I see my boyfriend, the fire-breathing attack butterflies in my stomach go a bit crazy.

by I wonder...107 November 05, 2011