john crane

Someone who opens a beer, drinks half of it and leaves it to open another one

Hey Frank, don’t be a John crane. Finish your damn beer

by Slickrick81 April 23, 2018

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Elton John

The incarnation of homosexuality itself. His outfits make the rainbow look like nothing

Have you prayed to our lord and savior Elton John today?

by Elton John cultist May 24, 2021

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John Martin

A cockbag

John Martin.....

by PewDieBoot October 6, 2018

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John Moorehead

A failed abortion with autism, also has an ugly fucking haircut, is a furry.

Wow that’s something John Moorehead would do

by Scooby P Dee December 14, 2018

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A musician and artist from Minneapolis, MN. Founding member of the Minnesota Bluegrass Band and the Regulars a blues/funk supergroup featuring members of the Minnesota Bluegrass Band, the Big Wu, Gypsyfoot, Hyentyte, and Burnin' Hyder. After playing music in California, he returned to Minnesota to form these groups, and play music festivals such as the Big Wu Family Reunion, 10,000 lakes festival, and perform regionally.

Minnesota Bluegrass Band the Regulars john kozak

by bejaconow February 2, 2010

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Dear Johnned

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.

"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".

by SammyBree July 21, 2013

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