Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.

Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 03, 2016

Immigrant Egg

An spoicy pupper, the goodest boy, a sweet doge

Wow, what a spoicy dog

I know righttt, that's one nice Immigrant Egg

by pɹᴉǝʍ lǝǝɟ ᴉ August 30, 2017

Egg Cave

A browser game where you adopt virtual pets that start out as eggs and when people click or feed them, they grow.

I like to play Egg Cave.

by I really like him October 16, 2018

egg waster

A man who wastes child bearing years of a woman, promising to marry her but never does

Todd turned out to a an egg waster for helen what a shame

by Faseeha March 06, 2024

Egg waster

A man who wastes a woman’s childbearing years by engaging her in a long term relationship with a promise to marry her but never actually does.

Who knew after all those years together Simon would turn out to be sarah’s Egg waster

by Faseeha February 14, 2024

Laying an egg

The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.

I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.

by Vinny2444 January 06, 2022