The ideal gay fuck buddy. Usually a fat ass, retarded, and somewhat a cock. Extremely awful looking and is hated by nearly everyone. Proud of the faggot he is and what he can do. Tries to rape people he is fond of. Has red eyes that shine when he's found his next victim. Can be pretty dangerous. Will do anything for his first friend. Is an all around gay ass motherfucker.
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Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.
by IAmGayBoiye July 16, 2018
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Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.
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Michael is my boyfriend
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"Who was better: Coke Michaels or Bret the Shit man Hart?"
"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
by Average Wrestling Fan February 23, 2024
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