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Get a Life

The most frequent responce to Karl when his mouth opens and words come out.
Karl: "I am a good foosball player"

Anyone: GET A LIFE!!!
by big fan February 6, 2003
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meaning of life

The meaning of life is whatever illusion has managed to gain a hold of your cognitive senses. In fact the term should be the 'meanings of life'. Religious illusions are very resilient to reason, which is why they quickly and easily gain a hold of most people's brain power.
Only human cognition can come up with such a question about the meaning of life and expect an answer. Answers come in the form of memes, which replicate themselves or die in a Darwinian 'only the strongest survive' abstract environment. None of the memes have any association with reality, because reality is inaccessible to us. We human have only our sensory perceptions and neural interpretations.
by Peter O'Connell May 22, 2006
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crackle to life

farting, farts AKA: 'crackled to life'
i pray these beans make my buttle crackle to life

they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
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Failure at life

a person who never wins is a failure at life, a thing that goes wrong in a persons life like max being born
by mikedravs13 October 16, 2008
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Life Failiure

Someone who is completely and utterly terrible in dealing with the fundamentals of living in regular society. Life Faliures are usually self-centered and unaware that the real world does not revolve around thier own set of small and close minded beliefs.
Brendan believes that he should get a refund on his
Sci-Phone becase he thought he was getting an i-phone even though the ebay seller advertisement Sci-Phone quite cleary on his shop page.

Brendan is such a "Life Failiure"
by The Thunder Man August 3, 2009
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Gacha life

an app where people can make an oc (original character) and make videos with different poses. you can also make memes (ex. willow tree meme) and maybe start your own channel.
girl 1: you ever heard of gacha life?
girl 2: yeah! i made my own oc!
girl 1: ooo lemme see!
by naaanana September 25, 2020
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Failure in life

Someone who fails in life such as Sammii H-K
Heyy dude your such a failure in life!
Err no im not, im not Sammii.
by Sprkl April 26, 2010
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