john crane

Someone who opens a beer, drinks half of it and leaves it to open another one

Hey Frank, don’t be a John crane. Finish your damn beer

by Slickrick81 April 23, 2018

bronze for johns

Originated with Australian rugby league fans who would build Bronze statues of the greatest rugby league player that ever lived - derived from the analogy of 'bronzing' a player called Andrew Johns.

"Have you given thought to building a statue of bronze for Johns, rugby league's 8th immortal and greatest player of all time?"

by Statue Guy January 28, 2020

JOHN STAMOS

The talk of the internet, used in place of john cena

And his name is john STAMOS!

by 60 cents a day child June 15, 2016

john brundage

Cutie pie

chris: "wow john brundage is sooo much sexier than manuel"
Legit every woman: "Yeah i know"

by 69peepeebutt69 October 29, 2019

Dear Johnned

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.

"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".

by SammyBree July 21, 2013

John-rock

A particularly hard and threatening erection.

Steve: Hey Bill, why are you so fired up?

Bill: I gotta get home, Sue's in for it tonight - I'm going to John-rock her bandy legged!

by DrCaulifl0wer July 2, 2011

John Johnson

If you took that guy and made them somehow even worse. Usually found working for companies like Google or Microsoft, and always attempts to fuckify something under the guise that it actually does any good for the company's PR and general reputation among anyone who isn't a brainlet.

Susan Wojkicki is the worst kind of John Johnson.

by Eternal Dorkness October 26, 2018