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Money

The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.

Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.

Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.
Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
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make money may

It's may soon, you n your bredrins need to pattern up and chase the bag.
Throughout this month if you're not making money, it's peak.
Support all your bredrins hustles and small businesses!
Tyrone: "Yo Ishmael, its make money may, stop being a bum"

Ishmael: "Okay daddy chill"
by two2lavish April 28, 2021
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McDonald’s Money

Something you didn’t have and your parents wouldn’t give you as a kid.
Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?

Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?

Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.
by PhilaMatt April 26, 2023
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Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.
The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
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Money-e-cheese

When your high and Thinking about making Money
I got high on the end of my supply and need more so all i could think about was money I had the money-e-cheese
by AlphaNerfer September 25, 2010
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Daddy's Money

Usually referred to McNicholas students who are given everything by their father's. These people have no idea how the real world works and will soon learn that not even Daddy can win football games for them.
"Let's take football pictures by a 2024 Ford Bronco".
"But that car doesn't even look cool".

"I know but it's expensive and it's Daddy's Money anyway".
by CoachMikeOrlando August 22, 2024
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Wallet In The Money

A phrase that is neither negative or positive and is solely meant to express one's exasperation towards another
"Man why do you have to be such a wallet in the money"
by SaucemasterXX April 21, 2024
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