This is a giant council made up of only the coolest of
cool. If you are not one of the coolest of
cool, you may not take a seat on the council. This council is made up of people who have recieved more than 1 Schlag and 50 lollerskates. However, acceptions can be made for asians who hang out with hispanics and jews, or hispanics who hang out with asians and jews, or jews who hang out with asians and hispanics, because they are already the coolest of
cool. The council is ruled by a trio made up of a hispanic, an asian and a jew. You
will be treated like a god if you have a seat on the Coolest-Of-
Cool Council.
"Oh
Johnny, i wish i could someday take a seat on the Coolest-Of-
Cool Council and have naked hamsters bring me breakfast and sex in
bed!" said Mommy to me as she was tucking me into bed after a light dinner of tea and strumpets.