whalé

an appropriate response to your friend inviting you to an event without giving you any specifics or even a date.

Friend 1: Hey! Keep your Thursday evening after ethics open for 2 hours! I have a fun thing i want to do with you guys that can involve us drinking before or not

Friend 2: whalé

by prader_willi October 13, 2021

whalé

an appropriate response to your friend inviting you to an event without giving you any specifics or even a date.

Friend 1: Hey! Keep your Thursday evening after ethics open for 2 hours! I have a fun thing i want to do with you guys that can involve us drinking before or not

Friend 2: whalé

by prader_willi October 13, 2021

Whale Shark

1. Shark that functions similarly to a whale, despite not being one

2. Slang term to qualify someone absurdly fat or, more generally, nerds and weebs

1. I saw a whale shark near a bunch of remoras!

2. Ugh, that person on discord keeps correcting me, what a whale shark...

by ultra_Purple October 17, 2021

/whale

The act of dcing from a game and not playing for a week.

He got pickaxed by Skid and he /Whale.

by naruto kunnnnn November 28, 2021

Whale

Your mother.

Guy 1: Your mom is a whale!
Guy 2: *shoots Guy 1*

by Hayato Dakarai Anims January 27, 2022

Whale

1. Ex wife
2. My penis
3. Underwater faggot.

1. My ex wife went on a cruise ship to look for whales, at the end of the day she looked in the mirror and saw one.
2. Guy1: Bro is your whale hard again | Me: No, it’s naturally like that.
3. The whale couldn’t move, and drowned underwater. He also ate many fishes before death. What a faggot.

by Christopher Villarreal December 10, 2021

Whale Wings

The saggy fat that hangs from the upper arm region. Typically found on older women that substitute teach or work in library's.

Damn bro, check out the whale wings on the librarian! She bout to fly over to McDonalds with them how's.

by NotTheGuyThatToldYouThisTerm February 21, 2022