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birdball university

Place where birds go to ball up.
"Yo let's go to birdball university and cross up some blue jays" said the bird to his friend.
by A$APwayne6 March 9, 2017
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Pebis University

Pebis University a school for the brightest minds in the word... Just kidding it’s a school for the dumbest people imaginable. You got a 5 on your ACT or a 0.9 GPA perfect your eligible for a full ride scholarship! We also host some of the worst sports team in the country from football to tennis we got you covered only at Pebis University!
Oh so you got invited to Pebis University? Congratulations your stupid.

Mom Dad I got accepted to Pebis University! Oh son so it’s true you are a failure.
by FOLLOWEROFPEBIS October 11, 2020
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Universal core blackhole

'Some say that The Big Bang was an explosion so massive that it tore one of the largest holes throughout space: A universal core blackhole, (aka. The Great Attractor)-located. at the centre of the universe and which has a gravitational pull so strong that all the galaxies orbit it.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022
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Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown.
Consists of students that would rather be anywhere else
Did you hear about the parties at Cardinal Stritch University last weekend?
- No
by NARPS April 22, 2022
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Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.
Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library
by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016
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Istinye University

Istinye University is one of the most important universities in Turkey with its strong academic staff, two advanced campuses and excellent students.

Istinye University was established in 2015 by the 21st Century Anatolian Foundation as the continuation of a 25-year knowledge and experience of the MLP Care Group which has brought three different hospital brands, namely, “Liv Hospital”, “Medical Park” and “VM Medical Park” under one roof.

Applying a student-oriented understanding of education to all of its processes, Istinye University intends to expand the borders of science thanks to the academic staff’s research, put the findings obtained through scientific developments into practice for social welfare, and offer quality and accessible health services to the society in line with its vision of being a science and research center.

The university elevates its students as individuals who are equipped with leadership skills, believe in the power of science, closely follow developments in the world, are capable of critical thinking and hold humanitarian and ethical values and the habit of self-improvement and using creativity.
Istinye University is one of the most important universities in Turkey with its strong academic staff, two advanced campuses and excellent students.
by educationlife November 23, 2021
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Universe

Something that is currently on it's way to screw up and end.
Guy 1: Where do we live
Guy 2: The universe
Guy 1: Bruh this is the only fucking universe
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