A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
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Someone who's gay, will act straight, but will not engage in sexual intercourse with some one from the same sex.
Person #1: Aren't you gay?

Person #2: Yeah, but I'm straight above the belt.
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an amplifier of anything another person has just said
Person 1: i oughta smack a hoe for that
Person 2: straight bass
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A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.
The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!
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Having a good time! Drinking at a restaurant just to look cool is just playing football, Drinking at a party to get fucked up, Thats straight rugby!
Hey Tyler, are you ready to get straight rugby?

Bro you already know, its time to take the pads off and do the damn thing!
by wearyellow December 11, 2010
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An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process
John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"
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When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.
Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, she’s going straight taint.
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