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Social Distintitus

A condition on the body that when exposed to people if close proximity, shuts down and begins to vibrate at large speeds, causing instant death through exploding.
I suffer from Social Distintitus.
by Spicey_burrito May 5, 2020
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Social bitch

A person that will think, act, talk, dress anyway, believe anything, stands up for anything in any way to be accepted socially not because thats who they are the only reason they do anything is to be social ly accepted
Person1:"damn did you see how cool and woke that logan paul guy is"
Person2:"nah hes just a social bitch, thats not really who he is"
by Kill all incels2030 February 22, 2021
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Social meteor

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019
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Socialism Works

A secret code phase meaning 'I am retarded'
Person 0: 'Socialism works'
Person 1: 'So you are retarded?'
by Some rando out there January 22, 2022
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Social Distancing

Interacting with other people from a long distance (e.g. : Your home)

Example : Video calling, Messaging.

Often mixed up with Physical Distancing.
Billy : Hey dude let's hang out at the usual place.

Jake : Nah dude, social distancing.
by coloradoisweed October 27, 2020
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Social Justice Demolisher

SJD for short,
The act of issuing hate towards a certain person or group of people who are way too pretentious for their own good while using well thought arguments and reason in order to demolish these pretentious people's "opinions".
Mark: I'm a real Social Justice Demolisher, I just completely rekt a BuzzFeed article about white males that stated that all white males are racist/sexist.
Karen: Oh mark, there should be at least 2 SJD's for every SJW only then can stupidity/ignorance completely die.
by CutNracker December 30, 2016
mugGet the Social Justice Demolishermug.

social media tuner

A person who compares themselves to Competition motorsport engine & electronic calibrator. Typically known for social media popularity, disabling important engine fail safe parameters such as detonation (knock) sensors.

These individuals lack the mechanical and electrical experience of working on said competition vehicles. They do not own level C (or better) technician tool boxes, completely incapable of tearing an engine down & putting it back together to even the simplest OEM specifications.

Typically these “tuners” carry themselves with a high pride in their “flame maps” and “gapping” the competition. When they in fact cannot even gap piston rings properly.
If you need a knock sensor to tune a car you are just a social media tuner.
by OneKneeToe June 13, 2021
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