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National slap ass day

It’s on 8 FEBURARY 2018

Hey baby come here SLAP!
Hey baby come over here SLAP!!

Omg look at that fat arse Imma slap it
National slap ass day=slap girls arses on this day forward
Related Words

Penguin slap 

A sort of stunning blow to the body, especially the facial ares, that is brought on by use of slap-like hand movement.

Usually occurs when you try to corner an angry penguin.

It's roots in the English language relate back to the Emperor Penguin, the flightless bird with viscous flipper strength .
The novice tmer couldn't take the level 55 penguin becasue he had mastered the penguin slap
Penguin slap by TJ, AKA Penguin October 26, 2005

Waffle Slap 

When you are at Waffle House at 3am and it is a better use of your syrup-smothered waffle to slap it across the face of your drunk buddy sitting in front of you, rather than to eat it. It has a better effect if you have ordered your waffle with chocolate chips as they give the waffle more weight as well as velocity with the slap.
Me: Hey the waffle house cooks been ashing his cig in my waffle again while he cooks it.

Dude: Are you gonna eat it?

Me: No, I'm gonna waffle slap the shit outta Andrew with that damn waffle when he gets back!

bitch-slap 

1. (v) a slap from a bitch (usually backhanded) applied to one's face.

2. (v) a slap so hard you just have to go wtf.
1. (Male Figure A) "Eww, biatch you stank!"

(Female Figure A) "Aww hell naw!"

-FFA slaps MFA-

(Male Figure B) "Dayum nigga you got bitch-slapped!"
bitch-slap by Flywalker37 August 19, 2011

wet noodle slap 

When a guy wraps noodles around his dick, puts a condom on and fucks the woman till he comes. He then removes the condom, slaps her with the wet noodles and then feeds them to her.
She felt like a snack, so he gave her a wet noodle slap
wet noodle slap by Naminggame January 20, 2014

Mississippi Mud Slap 

When the male partner has diareha and shits in the female partners mouth. The the female opens her mouth and the male dips his nut sack in her mouth. Then slaps the female in the face with it. Leaving a mud like substance on her face. (Mississippi Mud Slap)
I wasnt feeling too good so i gave her a Mississippi Mud Slap.