Rule #8

Rule #9 is incorrect

1: Rule #8 doesn't exist. That's rule #9
2: But rule#8 says that rule #9 is incorrect
universe: *explodes*

by Officialmuffinman June 7, 2018

The Hat Rule

The absolute 100% accurate observation that anyone wearing a hat, any head covering by definition, while operating a motor vehicle is a horrible driver and is within moments of doing some stupid, dangerous, inconsiderate or a combination of.... Within moments.
A hat within this definition is literally any head covering, from caps to wigs to turbans, yalmulkas, tupees, hoodie, literally anything.
This rule was first observed by Nemat B who passed it to his daughter who passed it on to me as a teenager. C. 1987

That jerk just cut me off without signaling... Oh they are wearing a hat. The hat rule! Figures

by The Goochie April 22, 2022

road rules

The events and perserverances taking while traveling on the road for a long time.

On our travel to Canada, we used road rules

by Slof July 13, 2003

road rules

Your mother

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

road rules

What you say if you think a road is neat.

This road rules!

by PigsCantFly July 25, 2003

Sex-Generation Rule

The Sex Generation Rule is unwriten law stating that when telling a dirty joke you can cross sexes or you can cross a generation but you can't cross both.

The Sex-Generation Rule has a saved a lot of people over the years from the slammer.

by Sid Barrett September 2, 2007

Rule 25

Rule 25, Is a old Rule that has been passed down for a long time. It is when someone wrecks or breaks things, in a ancient weed smoking burial ground. The punishment for this is : All weed, mushrooms, alcahol, go to steven,: and dan must pay

steve-_ "Dan WTF!?!?! Your Breaking rule 25

by Eric September 22, 2004