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Prostě někdo kdo má v hlavě míchané vejce místo mozku :)
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Jsi snad retard ?

Ne ,to ty jsi retard ,Tádo.
by StrejdaKarel September 8, 2017
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Retardation

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Fuck you mate!
Damn, you are retardation inpersed!
by Yey my favourite people! December 3, 2018
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Fat Retard Pedofile

i looked in the dictionary for fat retard pedofile and canadian suspicious plant showed up !! Crazy
by dookiebear January 24, 2025
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retard

Someone that swaps left and right click in Minecraft.
Retard: I use left click to build in Minecraft because most Roblox games use left click to build.
Normal Person: Are you a retard?
Retard: Yes.
by OofItsLuka April 30, 2021
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Retarded

Some people say that it means slow but i think it means stupid as hell
Dude you are so friggin retarded get up and lets go
by ReeseRobloxOOF September 9, 2020
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Retarding

within the contentinternet, lays two polymorphousmythology words, gorgonwars and egregorewars, where in the word "retarding" is part of the latter. this word is meant to be a POSITIVE word because all the egregorewars used in positive and gorgonwars which is negative. although of course, it is used in situations of massive friction, meaning something is slowing you down, a ralentissement.

So basically because the word started being used again, I think this is my own little compromise for the English variation given its history, rather being the friction you face while rolling up and down the hill of life dear Sisyphus as you age rather than. You are the Sisyphus in these gorgonwars.

Even more elementarily, This word exists because I was raised to believe that the word "retarded" is bad, however it has currently come back to be in regular usage, which makes it the egos cognitive dissonance buffer. A way to get into the regular usage without having the whole meaning, even being inclusive as this is indeed the very icy mountain that any human being needs to surmise.
DUDE 1, I was totally retarding trying to think of their name but you just helped me remember!
Dude 2, Who was it dude?
___________
by cyberphunkisms January 18, 2025
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retard tax

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.
"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
by DeekGray September 11, 2025
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