potato dick

when your dick is so huge first you see its as thick as a potato and as big as a house

I once got so into masturbaiting i finally decided to put penis enlargment cream on my dick, then it got bigger qnd bigger. Finally its big and hard and now I can spew out extra cum

thats a thick potato dick

by Factomatics September 12, 2022

california baked potato

The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!

“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin

by Nancy who? June 9, 2018

Potato

If you’re called this it means you have really bad aim.

Dude how’d you miss! You’re such a potato.
You completely missed the guy. You potatoed everywhere.

by Tempest_Dragon October 11, 2019

Potatoes

The love of my life

I love potatoes

by Hyugaqueen December 5, 2019

Potato Soup

Very chunky and thick vomit, only found inside of a sink.

"Yeah dude there was a lot of Potato Soup coming out of me yesterday night."

by ShrunkFrog November 14, 2022

Potato

A potato is a big, fat, and oval-shaped food that most families love to make. You can make potato chips and French fries. {Yummy}....

Also, they can be a kid's best child:)

Trans: Man this potato is delicious

Woman: Yup I made it in the oven

by AnimeAkarix0o March 8, 2021

potato

This means something seems or appears to be extremely shitty and have bad quality

Yo, I look like a fukin' potato

by IloveBTS April 20, 2018