Potato Gene

An inherited trait that makes you like any form of potatoes.

Guy 1: I got my mother’s sweet tooth
Guy 2: I got my father’s potato gene
Guy 1: Lit fam

by MyDICKKKKKKKKKKK May 7, 2018

butt potato

Losing your anal virginity

I lost my butt potato last night.

by zorgylp February 21, 2018

potato

it’s uncooked form may be underestimated. but, you never underestimate it’s TRUE form.

french fries
hashbrowns

mashed potatoes

literally every type of potato
you should know what potatoes are

example: you are a potato

by Jungshook forever and always May 7, 2018

creamy potatoes

When you're fucking her from behind and you pull out just in time to cum between her ass cheeks.

Me and Rachel made creamy potatoes last night. We had to do laundry after.

by KarlWithAK3511 February 25, 2018

Stressed Potato

Literally just a rly stressed/only slightly cute person.

Wow Clara is a really stressed potato.

by green road March 1, 2018

potato

The things that have been empowered by the dirt of Irish soil, though Irish people do not want to admit it is a relish from the Lepricorn overlords as they might be destroyed because of the pure power of the Potato

me: Is the potato a sacred food that is empowered by dirt and can give you the power of the Irish peoples.
Irish Person: No. . . (Sneakily darts eyes to the left)

by V1K1NGZ March 3, 2018

Couch Potatoed

Verb

When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience

I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.

by CarlG.Willie May 9, 2018