Potato

A gorgeous beautiful girl that looks like Nikita Dragun

“Hey are you Nikita”

“Do you mean potato?
“✨yausss✨“
✨YAUSSS✨

🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

by marthapotatobeauty June 5, 2021

potato

The Potato is a smartpotato made by Banana that combines a computer, potatoPod , digital camera and cellular potato into one device with a touchscreen interface. The potato runs the iOS operating system, and in 2021 when the potato 13 was introduced, it offered up to 1 TB of storage and a 12-megapixel camera.

Jimminy has the new Banana potato 13

by Real_smart_guy_😏 August 30, 2022

Potato

A person that is light skinned (May be Asian) like Naomi, but its pronounced POE-TAY-TOE. If you dont say it like this you will have the case of Avocado Syndrome.

Me-Your such a potato.

Her-Thanks! I try to be.

by NaeNaeFaubert March 28, 2019

Potato Mail

When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper

Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.

by Mr. Ornelas October 8, 2017

Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

Hardcore gay sex

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake

by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022

potato bish

A girl or guy who is always copying u or others on anything they envy will steal credit over anything and act all nice towards everyone else BUT YOU and when u tell someone about them and how much u hate them they will think u are the bad one!

girl: OMG SHE IS SUCH A POTATO BISH
guy: no shes a nice girl ur the pototo bish
girl: dont said i did not warn u -____-

by potatoegurl2005 August 15, 2016

Potato Salad

When white people try imitating black people, do something racially insensitive, appropriate culture, or just do some really extremely Caucasian shit.

Person 1: "I covered This Is America but I made it about Irish People!"
Person 2: "That's some thick potato salad you made there."

or

Pastor trying too hard to be cool: "Now on the mic we got our main MC who's ready to drop some rhymes for Jesus!"
Black folk watching: "Ooooh, this man about to make some thick potato salad."

by ragnarockerbunny November 9, 2018