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Potato log

A beefy tinfoil wrap filled with potatoes onions and carrots where there is no such thing as too much butter or seasoning. Often enjoyed camping or at a bonfire
I could go for a potato log right now
by Sterling the poor man's nikisk October 20, 2025
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Potato farts

A potato fart is a wet and smelly fart that leaks out of your anus and it could actually be quite painful and it’s called a potato fart cause it smells like a really rotten potato. It leaks out of you big sexy anus and is followed by lots of shit.
by I eat dirt May 9, 2022
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two potato

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"
by twopot8o September 12, 2016
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potato shed

During the covid-19 pandemic, cruising houses on Zillow while stuck at home became a national pastime. Enter, Zillow Gone Wild. This Instagram account rocketed to popularity in 2020 for its snarky yet accurate descriptions of unusual real estate listings. A particularly opulent Dover, MA listing included, among other excesses, a fully stocked potato shed. It sold in 2021 for an eye-popping $13,250,000. Subsequent Zillow Gone Wild posts frequently reference "no potato shed" in their intros, meaning that it's great but there's still room for extra bling.
On today’s episode of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Part 39.

🚨🚨🚨Listing outlink
$1,450,000
New Berlin, WI
6 bd, 7 ba
6,254 sq ft
17.49 acres
Plenty of room for a potato shed.
by Fryer Cluck September 25, 2023
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Mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.
You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!
by Cancel unsubscribe April 13, 2021
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Potato

A multi-purpose word that can describe a (1) someones behaviour or (2) a person.

(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.

(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.

Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
“I had a potato moment, I selected the wrong order!”

“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”

“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
by GeeOhGeeGeeOh October 12, 2023
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Sticky Potato

A mildly derogatory term for a white gay male who is exclusively attracted to other white gay males (as opposed to other races)

As opposed to Sticky Rice who are gay Asians attracted to other Asians. And Potato Queens who are Asians attracted to white men.
"Don't bother about him, Lee, he's strictly sticky potato".
by Pewit35 August 7, 2025
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