straight jibbin

only applies to ppl in the bay area. straight jibbin refers to thizzin in a way that doesn't require ecstasy or pills.

yo bruh i was straight jibbin at the afta party.

by mr.JIB September 15, 2009

Straight Seat

The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.

"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."

"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."

by WERQ May 7, 2014

straight hook

1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.

2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.

1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.

2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.

by analectomy January 10, 2010

Straight

Another way to say are you good

You straight with it or naw?

by Cracksmkrsbbystter September 16, 2025

straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.

Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!

by Weeabob November 28, 2016

Super Straight

Someone who is attracted to people of the same or all genders,or in some cases none at all,but is in denial

Person a:he is so obviously gay,to bad he's Super Straight

by Korudosoda March 21, 2021

Straight up petroleum

What you say when something is superior. A play off of the saying “that’s gas”, with petroleum being a pure natural gas.

Dude, that song was gas, straight up petroleum!

by biscuit0823 May 23, 2021