When you are shopping at a grocery store and witness as an old man shakes a smallturd from his pant leg.
Last night in the produce department of Wal Mart I saw a geezer shake a small turd from his pant leg. I guess he shit himself and it rolled right down his leg on onto the tile floor. Geezer was a Dookie Ninja!
Someone who has ninja like skills/powers and who is very witty and very good at bamboozeling a person. They also get a lot of gash and fear nothing and no one.