"Did you hear Max Upright has never fumbled a single bag?"
"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."
"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."
by Brepls May 3, 2023
Get the Max Uprightmug. The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.
by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025
Get the Max Goldberg's Legsmug. Max is a very horny guy with a cock that is 2 inches when hard thinks he gets all the ladies but reallly doesn’t has the worst taste in girls and might aswell be a ponce
Max is a ponce
by anonymous December 9, 2021
Get the Maxmug. What did he do? “He did a Max”
by TheRealSpoon March 2, 2023
Get the Maxmug. 

