Jacob Journagan

A fat lard

You look like a Jacob journagan

by Bone_Colector101 May 4, 2018

Jacob

A nice feller. Could wash his hair more often. Should avoid head injuries.

I like him but he’s such a Jacob, for God’s sake his hair looked like it hadn’t been washed in days.

by jackiejackiejackiejaagdjak January 1, 2023

Jacob Barta

A cool guy that doesn’t like men (he has a girlfriend)

Hey Jacob Barta, your girlfriend is so not a guy

by anonymous December 31, 2023

Jacob

A Jacob is a very funny person, they love sports but can never play them because he sucks at. A Jacob is a very romantic person. Treat him good.

“Oh that Jacob is so fine🏈😍”

by Pussysoaker November 21, 2021

Jacob Douglas McGuire

the definition of a literal simp

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

Jacob Burghy

An example of a koi. Not afraid to put you in your place or make a new place for you to be put.

That dude reminds me a Jacob Burghy.

by Cornstarch October 22, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is way to 200 IQ for his own good

Jacob’s to smart

by MeestaBoosta December 18, 2022