When, during anal sex, you pull out too fast, creating an anal vortex which closely resembles a can of spam.
I was railing her asshole when my Mom knocked on the door. I looked over at her and noticed i totally Spam Can'd her
by 86 Emulators November 17, 2010
“isa wall in a can muthafucka”
by blondebitchbarbiehoe August 12, 2019
The brave act of fisting an asshole on either male or female, but you can’t go past the knuckles cause it’s bigger than a Pringles can 😉
I fisted a chick like pringle canning but I couldn’t go past my knuckles because it’s was like reaching for Pringles at the end of can.
by SD3535 September 08, 2023
1: phrase meaning yea im good
2: the previous statment was completly random and sounds like a good idea
2: the previous statment was completly random and sounds like a good idea
by crazyredneck112 November 09, 2010
Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.
Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.
by QuacksO December 30, 2021
A big hairy greek man with an unusually thick layer of hair surrounding his legs, this is Wog Can Opener's ozone layer. When Wog Can Opener is frightened or salty, large quantities of milk gush from his anus to ward of any toxicity or absorb his victims. One of Wog Can Opener's most prolific traits is the ability to open any metal object with his spiky Wog teeth. Wog Can Opener also hates Jews and intends to eliminate all Asians and Jews from existence, be warned, his bite is lethal and his milk is sour. Wog Can Opener is also a gay AWOLNATION fanboy, if you ever see a Wog Can Opener in real life, make sure you shove your finger up his ass hole or else your teeth with be consumed.
Yo, diggity dawg, I wish I was a Wog Can Opener.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.
by BigBoyJesseTheBrick March 27, 2018
Cody's Bourbon and Cola - well known as "court case in a can" in New Zealand. Named as such due to the frequency of violence and police call outs related to consumers of Cody's. Consumed by obnoxious 12 year-olds getting drunk in city skate parks, through to hard blokes and sheilas in rural New Zealand.
Originally 12% alcohol, they have slowly been getting reduced down in alcohol strength (7% as of 2022) due to pressure from police and politicians.
Originally 12% alcohol, they have slowly been getting reduced down in alcohol strength (7% as of 2022) due to pressure from police and politicians.
You crack the first court case in a can and suddenly it's tomorrow, you've got no shirt on and you're wearing somebody else's jandals.
by DarkFalcon February 17, 2022