ass sombrero

n; A sub-category of "ass hat"; an exceptionally large tattoo spanning horizontally across the lower back, located directly above the ass crack.

Damn, girl, I didn't know you were inking up your whole back. That's not an ass hat--it's an ass sombrero.

by tinfoil raccoon November 23, 2004

ass food

food that is disgusting.mainly served at school for lunch.

I wonder if the lunchladies enjoy serving ass food for lunch?

by Eva4789 January 25, 2006

Ass Barber

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living. Also a douche.

Shut up Byorn. You're such a ass barber.

by Brent Jarvis November 6, 2008

faucet ass

A condition in which the fecal excrement consists mainly of liquid water which can in severe cases lead to dehydration.

That Mexican food gave me a serious case of faucet ass.

Did someone turn the shower on?

--No, thats just Jim and his faucet ass

by wankernutz February 7, 2004

ass-pirate

Derogatory term for a male who feels a sense of conquest from engaging in intercourse with other males.

Brett you ass-pirate!

by Billy Ray September 11, 2005

pigs ass

The term "pigs ass" is used in many situations. It is most commonly used when someone claims something is not true. It may also be an insult towards you or someone else your respect. It could insult any part of your life and "pigs ass" is a suitable retaliation.
Used like sarcasm.

"Hey man...I banged ya mum!"
"yeah, pigs ass"

"hey, man my penis is bigger than yours!"
"yeah, pigs ass"

"Heard you were gay man?!"
"yeah, pigs ass"

"Hey. dont you have a chode?!"
"yeah, pigs ass"

"i hate you man i am gonna kill you first chance i get"
"yeah, pigs ass"

"Oi, man. u look like a pigs ass"
"yeah, pigs ass"

by Greenie44444444 September 11, 2006

wolf ass

When taking a shit (normaly a nasty one when Wolf Ass occurs) and you do not wipe your ass good enough most likyly because you ran out of toliet paper or you wiped your ass alredy about 50 times and its starting to go raw is when wolf ass will begin to start. After a normal long work day of walking and the friction of your ass cheeks rubing together some people will notice that their ass cheeks will being to burn and sting THAT IS WOLF ASS a.k.a 5 grain sandpaper between your cheeks!

Johhny took a nasty shit and after waiting tables all day he could barely walk becasuse of the wolf ass that he contracted

by Irishkreme12 July 28, 2008