Green Ghetto Dweller

There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.

I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall

by RATTnroll September 25, 2024

Ghetto

A person or a place that just isn’t up to par.

A person- their attitude or way of dress.

A place- dirty, smelly, horrible management.

Used as a descriptive adjective.

“Dude, that store smells horrible, it’s so ghetto” .
“Just saw Sandy, she looks ghetto”!

by mudlovinme July 20, 2022

Ghetto Gliding

Driving though a dangerous area just to look..no interactions with the locals due to being a pussy.

"..last night we went only went ghetto gliding, it was too scary to get out.."

by dodo2night November 22, 2016

the ghetto

this is where you were born and raised if you know who is and isn't fucked up just by looking at them.

dumbass #1: "i'M iN ThE GhETtO-"
dumbass #2: "ArAtAtAtaTAt"

by YouAreAFuckingSimpNoCap August 13, 2021

ghetto grip

Ghetto grip. A grip only ghetto people have and they learn from being in so many both fights. None them other hoes can get out of it.

Dayummm did you see Monica during that bitch fight?? She got that ghetto grip that none of them other bitches could get out of.

by Ghettobitchesforeva June 17, 2018

Ghetto kid

Wears bass pro shops hat, wears a shirt of a band they don’t listen, wears nascar shirts but only knows about there political controversies, associates decent cartoons with horrible rap, listens to horrible rap, makes cringe edits, and thinks they’re hood but aren’t even a close to actual hood people like Miami, Memphis, and Detroit citizens as well as celebrities like ice cube, Jason luttrell, Eminem, etc

Sees Instagram feed: “so many ghetto kids”

by Nascarfan2007 September 13, 2022

ghetto futuristic

Ghetto, only not in a toolish way.
Originated from the song "Start it Up" by A Tribe Called Quest.. ("Ebonically lingustic wit' the ghetto futuristic")

That kid listens to underground rap, he's probably ghetto futuristic.

by distancehasaway June 22, 2011