ghost portal

A gamer joke consisting of unexpected game sounds going off and on in your game play, preferably with a handheld.

Guy 1: I hear sounds in my game!
Guy 2: Yeah I get that often.
Guy 1: Did someone in this game open a ghost portal to the Netherworld? He needs to be killed right away!

by mineat August 14, 2012

Ghosts of baby batters past

Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.

I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023

Ghost Cocking

A slight shiver in your dick after getting head and cumming.

Well shiver me dicks, after I got head I was startled by a ghost cocking.

by Nichelle molet September 17, 2019

ghost phase

a completely natural, albeit uncomfortable, phase of courtship where a girl who had initially shown interest in a guy during the early talking stages, confusingly and often quite suddenly ghosts him. During this phase, which can last anywhere from a week to a couple of months, there is no communication by the girl to the guy in order for her to determine his level of interest. Very frequently she will ignore any attempts at communication, so much so that should the pair pass by each other, for instance in the dining hall of a college campus, she will offer an apathetic head nod or cold formal “hello”, and leave the guy scratching his head wondering where the hell he went wrong. The guy has 3 options from this point: 1) if he is very interested in her, he may continue pursuing her through this phase, and wait until the phase is over and she resumes normal communication, 2) he can attempt to turn the tables against her and ghost her (thus running the risk of the courtship fizzling out), or 3) he can decide to end his pursuit and move onto the next girl, thus simultaneously ending the courtship and ghost phase. If he has chosen option 1 and continues his pursuit through the ghost phase, he must realize that when the ghost phase eventually terminates, he has played directly into her hands, and she will highly likely utilize his interest to her advantage throughout the later stages of the courtship, throughout the dating phase, and, in due course, during the couples’ marriage!

Mike: sighs
Adam: What's wrong Mike?
Mike: I don't know... it's nothing really... it's just that Claire used to show interest in me but I think I may have blew my chances with her because she has suddenly started ignoring me.
Adam: What happened?
Mike: Earlier this morning, we passed by each other and she just gave me this weird glance and barely acknowledged my existence. I'm confused because she seemed interested up until this point. I'm trying to trace my steps to see where I went wrong.
Adam: chuckles There's no need for that. Trust me I've been in your situation before.
Mike: What do you mean by that?
Adam: puts hand on Mike's shoulder It seems you have entered the ghost phase my friend, godspeed.

by theblackpirate July 4, 2023

Ghost Flex

To lie about a flex.

Why you got to ghost flex, we know you ain't got no car.

by ThisCup September 19, 2022

Stabbed By Ghosts

The phrase "stabbed by ghosts" is used to describe intense, sudden pains that have no apparent cause, often likened to phantom pains. These sensations can be sharp and startling, as if an invisible entity is causing harm.

"Man, my leg's been killing me all day. It's like I'm being stabbed by ghosts or something!"

"Ever since I injured my shoulder, I get these random sharp pains. It's like I'm being stabbed by ghosts."

by DookieDuu June 24, 2024

Ghost Bowl

When you go to smoke a bowl and it’s empty.

*hits bowl and inhales lighter gas* “WTF!!, Why didn’t you re-pack the bowl? You left me a ghost bowl”

by N3RM September 16, 2022