Typical speaking, a cool guy jones is one who really isn’t good at much but plays it up to be a star! Whether he’s the best man around , the best driver or athlete! This is a cool guy jones - he lacks common sense and lives in the moment ! Generally the fuck up in the group
by DirtyPopper288 January 10, 2020
Get the Cool Guy Jonesmug. by AtomicDragon05 July 23, 2021
Get the Pretty cool, huhmug. A taboo arrangement between two or more men, designed with the intention to provide cooling relief during sweltering weather.
The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.
The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.
The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
by Broke Aristocrat January 3, 2025
Get the Cool Tonymug. Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?
I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.
I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.
by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016
Get the Cool Hand Lukemug. by i’m Cool on y’all hoes November 27, 2022
Get the Cool on y’all hoesmug. This phrase belongs to the OG - A.Mulder
This phrase generally is another way of saying ok or cool but it’s also to keep a convocation dryer than Cape Town interesting
This phrase generally is another way of saying ok or cool but it’s also to keep a convocation dryer than Cape Town interesting
Friend: is it ok if I bring a friend to the dinner?
A.Mulder: Cool Bananas 🍌
Or
A.Mulder: tell me the time of the game so I can watch
Friend: I will
A.Mulder: cool bananas 🍌
A.Mulder: Cool Bananas 🍌
Or
A.Mulder: tell me the time of the game so I can watch
Friend: I will
A.Mulder: cool bananas 🍌
by A.Mulder May 12, 2018
Get the Cool Bananasmug. Cool beans but cooler because the beans part is capitalized. <- what people thinks
Sarcastic way of saying cool beans. You don't mean it. Or you don't believe it. <- Real definition
Sarcastic way of saying cool beans. You don't mean it. Or you don't believe it. <- Real definition
Some dude: When I was two, I could cook pasta.
You: Cool BEANS! I never known you were that smart. And I never knew you could bear extreme heat.
Some dudette: I'm hot.
(The single) You: Cool BEANS! Guess what? I have a boyfriend/girlfriend!
You: Cool BEANS! I never known you were that smart. And I never knew you could bear extreme heat.
Some dudette: I'm hot.
(The single) You: Cool BEANS! Guess what? I have a boyfriend/girlfriend!
by Weirdo007Agent March 29, 2022
Get the Cool BEANSmug.