Beat China

To masturbate to Asian pornography.

Donald Trump: I beat China all the time. All. The. Time.

by blarkk September 21, 2016

this beat is wild

Words uttered by Hovannes when he heard "Wassup Wit the Bag" by Lar$$en, Jay Critch, and Ski Mask the Slump God.

"This beat is wild!"

by robertdowneyjrswagbooty123swag June 3, 2018

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.

“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

Car Crash Type Beat

Car crash type beat can be described as an actual car crash in musical form. Only it's barely even musical at all. This is quite possibly the worst genre ever crafted with its primary characteristics being that it's ear piercingly loud and distorted to the point it sounds like you just got in a car crash, it uses goofy ass samples, it's bpm can range from 140 all the way to 300, and don't forget to turn your brain off entirely while making it. And you can't forget to add real car crash sounds in the song. It can't be car crash type beat without cars crashing.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear the new car crash type beat that came out?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is a car crash type beat?"

by Viviko November 15, 2023

pushing beats

Apparently it’s a thing but since I’m the first person to make an Urban Dictionary Post. I’m guessing it means DJ’ing?

Eric was pushing beats this weekend for Barbie and Ken at the Dreamhouse Wedding in his backyard.

by Stan Cage December 18, 2018

Cock Beating

Things that don't make sense, or in a short word, Nonsense

Friend: I didn't commit Arson to our friend's house

Me: What's this cock beating all about

by TheRealGeoBoy March 3, 2021

Beat

Something of low quality. Can also include getting skimped with a drug deal.

"You're car is beat. It's a piece of shit"

Sam: "you fucked Erica?"
John: "Dude she's beat."
Sam: "yeah she's been with every guy."

"My subs are shot. They barely bump anymore. They're beat."

"I got beat today by some drug dealer. Took my money and left."

by AyeNico July 15, 2013