banging the wife

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.

Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.

by the meme war master May 8, 2016

bang

1)A loud noise that comes from something when it is hit really hard.
2)To have sex.
3)To hit (a nail or other object) into something (a piece of wood).

1) What was that loud bang I just heard?!
2)I just bang(ed) him last night.

3)I need to bang this nail into this piece of wood.

by Hammer Guy June 13, 2017

euheuheeeueeeheeeeuuuh (bangs chest aggressively)

It is when you make fun of someone for being retarded and you mock them and go like ueeuueuhhhueuheuhhuehheuhehh *bangs chest hardly* euheueuhueuhuhehuhuueuh

This kid named yards: blblplpss ahohaaa woo hooioo *tenses mussles up wierdly*
Me: thinks with my brain "should i mock him... yes" euheuheeeueeeheeeeuuuh (bangs chest aggressively)

by imabigyearold3 January 25, 2023

bang a bitch

Make a u-turn

Turn around and bang a bitch around

by SigSeven August 10, 2021

Head bang

When some fucking idiot dumbass acts like he isn't fucking stupid

U fucking head bang

by Smart kid 2 3 4 LUKE July 31, 2021

bang points

Brownie Points for grown ups. The more you have with a certain person, the more likely you are to get banged.

Dude he totally just earned a mass amount of bang points.

by HM Smith September 11, 2014

big bang theory

Islamist terrorists have a theory that if they blow up innocent kids and women, they will go to heaven, where girls with big titties awaits them

Arab scientists Omar and Muhammad conducted an experiment in a largest city mall to prove the big bang theory

by Captan Taxmagido May 8, 2024