April shit

The fit throwing single momma drama ass trailer type queen that usually sleeps with everyone one who knows it all and can't tell her different

She be on that April shit this morning

by Tramp,babysmomma October 3, 2022

April 10

April 10th is the day you get a bf/gf, if ur bday is April 10 show this to everyone and someone has to ask u out

April person-hey it’s April 10
Random dude-so?
April person-you have to ask me Out!
Random dude-shit ok

by Thebesttloln October 6, 2022

April 24

If it’s your birthday, then congratulations you are the best person known to man but sometimes you can be a bit stupid, not in a dumb way but in a way that makes you wonder why tf is this person still alive

Person 1: happy birthday! :D it’s April 24

Person 2: thanks

Person 1: is that yogurt smeared all over your face, again!?

by Cheeseborgor January 3, 2022

April 7th

The best people are born on this day. Just know if you're born today you are the best .

Its also national marcus moo day. If you know someone named marcus moo, give em some appreciation.

Ex. 1: Wow you're born on april 7th thats sick

Ex.2: i love you marcus moo
aw thanks dude

by IAmTryingMyBest January 13, 2022

April 8th

Only the absolute coolest people are born on this day. People born on this day have the perfect ability to make you laugh and smile when your at your lowest. They never fail to make your day and they are always there for you through anything.

friend - did you see the new kid at school?
me - yeah, he was super cool. he must be born on April 8th!

by ilovedanielseavey May 14, 2022

April 6

if you were born on this day you best friend has to give you 20 dollars

JJ: hey i was born april 6, ya know what that means?

best friend: no what?

JJ: i was born today so you have to give me 20 dollars!

best friend: Ugh ok *hands JJ 20 dollars*

by JJ8279 May 25, 2022

April Jesus

Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.

Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!

Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)

by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022