Adam is a goofy, silly boy. He isn’t very tall, and has orange hair, but is the nicest guy you will ever meet. He has a great sense of humor and loves musical theatre and board games. He loves the Lord big time. He will ask to stage kiss you and then “accidentally” kiss you for real. He wears funny shirts. He has a cat who can be just horrible but they keep him around.
That guy sure is goofy, silly, short, has orange hair, is very nice, is very funny, loves musical theatre and board games, loves the Lord, “accidentally” kissed me, wears funny shirts, and has a cat.
That’s Adam.
That’s Adam.
by tikitorch74 May 2, 2023

He will touch you and grab your big pair of buns, but fuck you with his 12cm dick. A warning to all who mess with Adam: he will rape your uncles and grandpas and send the video to your 7-year-old sister or kid.
by Gucci Prison Pocket May 2, 2024

Slang based on a Basketball American named "Adam".
It describes a person that is effective in running, stealing and shooting.
It describes a person that is effective in running, stealing and shooting.
by DontKillTurtles May 21, 2024

by (&*& January 12, 2022

Typically a brown- haired Italian boy. The hardest worker you'll ever meet. He loves his momma and holds his friends close. Shy and quiet at first but once you get to know him he has a wild personality. He is the most loyal man you'll ever meet. He is honest and selfless and respectful. They've been through a lot of shit... if you have an Adam don't let him go... support him through everything, hold him when he's upset, hype him up over his accomplishments and he'll treat you like a queen 👑
by gianna3781 December 27, 2021

I didn't order pizza today I went and bought one from Kroger but tomorrow I'll order 2 more because I'm Adam Toney.
by Blakmeatonurface March 19, 2021

2018 is hear and 2019 is knocking on our door
We don't use "i need to take a shit" anymore
today we use "i need to take a adam, don't get us wrong you write it adam but you read it ADHAM
We don't use "i need to take a shit" anymore
today we use "i need to take a adam, don't get us wrong you write it adam but you read it ADHAM
by Lil Vomelo November 14, 2018
