Catching your dick in the zipper

When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.

You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!

by #Fired December 17, 2019

Zipper Sex

To have sex without even being naked…

Could be oral or penetrating sex…

Just opening the zipper and that's it

last Shaana and me had zipper sex… i even did not see her naked…

I did zipper sex to Joe in the movies… (a bj in the movies lol)

by Rumentino September 1, 2011

Zipper Solo

1.) A musical breakdown player completely on a pants zipper or fly. Originally devised by Kevin Cardinale.

2.) A clever way to piss off a pissant town in the northern New York region.

1.) The only way this song could be any better is if there were a zipper solo!

2.) He played a zipper solo, and now the town of West Port is chasing him with pitchforks and torches.

by Cuz Kev September 1, 2005

zipper merge

When the entering cars merge one by one into each space between the cars already on the road, like the notches on a zipper.

First used by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on 8/25/10.

Jon Stewart: The hallmark of civilization is the every other car merge - the zipper merge - at tunnels.

by selenology September 6, 2010

zipper

an opening that goes up and down that is usually on articles of clothing or a bag of some sort.

My zipper came undone when we bent over.

by eden March 14, 2003

Zapper

A slang term for the current Gen-Z young adults that will join the labor force in great numbers throughout the 2020s. A combination of the term "Gen-Z" and "Flapper". Commonly characterized as naive, as they barely remember the Great Recession and have only seen the stock market rise. Prefer to listen to rappers such as 'Lil Uzi Vert,' 'Lil Pump', and 'Lil Baby.' Have no idea about the past or even what they did yesterday.

"George has never seen Seinfeld, can you believe that?"

"Yeah, he's such a zapper, he didn't even know what it is!"

"He did mention how good the new Lil Baby & Gunna mixtape is..."

"True"

by zapper9 September 13, 2018

zipper

The opening gate to the vagina or penis

I pulled the zipper down eyes wide and said, "here what i'm going to put inside"

by Anonymous May 1, 2003