Kevin: "Hey dude you spilled coca cola all over the marble table"
Rohan: "Zamboni!!"
Kevin: "I love vacuuming liquids in my mouth from a dirty surface!!"
Rohan: "Zamboni!!"
Kevin: "I love vacuuming liquids in my mouth from a dirty surface!!"
by Seattle2021 September 12, 2023
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by Winkerwinky November 19, 2023
Get the Zamon mug.Not to be confused with the ice cleaner or zerbert. A Zamboni is to press one’s lips against another’s skin and blow in result of fart noises.
Person 1: I’ve got you pinned now you’re in BIG TROUBLE.
Person 2: Oh I don’t think so, ZAMBONI!
(Person 1’s abdomen ripples at the contact of person 2’s wet lips applying air pressure to said body part)
Person 2: Oh I don’t think so, ZAMBONI!
(Person 1’s abdomen ripples at the contact of person 2’s wet lips applying air pressure to said body part)
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