yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

yo mama

the beginning of a funny and weird joke

yo mama so fat when thanos snapped his fingers she only lost weight!

by bobby lulu May 6, 2019

yo mama

hot, single, lady; milf

"yo mama is so hot"

by anonymous February 10, 2022

yo mama

A fraze Kiana uses far to often, and will say it with no reason at the worst of times.

1. "What have you been doing?"

"Yo mama"

2. "So i looked at her and she just laughed like, wtf..."
"Yo mama"

by Missmenot July 2, 2016

yo mama

the most power full fucking roast of all use this fucking word with grace it could risk all of humanity

white guy: whats the biggest thing in the universe black guy: "pushes up anime glasses and smiles" black guy: YO MAMA NIGGA . white guy: "starts fucking crying"

by nwmefwfewweewewf December 20, 2020

Yo mama

An “expletive” often used as a weak ass comeback or insult

Yo mama so fat…

by Hoiyahh November 21, 2021

Yo mama

A word Kiana uses far to often, And in the worst of times for no reason

"What do we have to do for homework?"
"Yo mama"

by Missmenot July 2, 2016