lawn biscuits

(Noun,Plural) Defecation left by any mammalian creature, typically a canine, on a neighborhood lawn. Said droppings then become a gratifying snack to any unsupervised animal on the prowl for a freebie.

Johnny Shatt, unprepared as usual, allowed his Labrador to take a mean shit on the apartment lawn. Five minutes later, the neighborhood stray Chihuahua made a meal of said lawn biscuits. Yummy.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

actually a biscuit

A way to say you're bisexual
bis: abreviation of biscuit
exual: latin for actually
therefore bisexual can mean "actually a biscuit"

Friend: You say you're into guys, but you have a girlfriend though.
Me: Oh, I'm actually a biscuit.
Friend: What?
Me: Did i stutter?

by MecaChar February 2, 2021

Hogger Biscuit

Someone who works hard at their game and wants the ball.

I see you working hard there you Hogger Biscuit

by 4 Hinklestein March 31, 2021

biscuits and jelly

Good ol'fashion porn style blow job. The abbreviation for blow job is bj hence the B stands for biscuits and J stands for jelly. Now we have a saying we can use in public for a blow job with her parents or grandparents being none the wiser.

Sure wish she would give me some biscuits and jelly. Wonder how much she charges for biscuits and jelly?

by scooter trash #2 November 29, 2011

crap biscuit

Feeling especially crappy. Take crap, mix it up with eggs and flour. Bake. The result is much worse than just regular crap. Applies in times of illness and hangovers.

Josie drank half a liter of schapps last night. She feels like a total crap biscuit this morning.

by mecaro October 17, 2005

chill biscuit

chill out, relax, go with the flow, buscuit refers to the actual person

Dont get upset, chill buscuit!

by Megan Bartow September 3, 2005

saucy biscuit

essentially, the ultimate compliment

"woah there cheeky, you are a saucy biscuit."

by Ben "Toast" Carroll January 20, 2008