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Zero-Wise

When someone realizes that the number of zeros in their bank account can’t secure them a ticket to heaven (even if they donate their wealth or part of it to others as a proof of their generosity), who will leave this side of heaven with a big fat zero at their last heartbeat.
Billionaire Xeno was praised for being zero-wise when he decided to leave his inheritance to no fewer than ten charities—his life philosophy is that he came with nothing and will leave with nothing.
by Numerati September 29, 2024
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Wise Sided

A southern phrase used when someone is caught belittling or talking down to someone. This phrase can also be used when someone gives you the wrong information when you are doing something correct originally.
Ex. 1 Why’re you using the wide side of the Allen. (Allen key or Allen wrench)
If you used the thin side of the Allen it would go by faster.

But if I use the thin side then it’ll take longer because I have less torque.
Just saying I’ve done it and that’s the fastest way. 1
The man switched to the thin side of an Allen key and tried to use it to finish the job he was working on faster. However having less torque it took much longer and this was the ending result.

Ex. 1 You said using the thin side would be faster!
It is, you just did it wrong.
No it wasn’t and I did it correct, you can’t use an Allen key wrong unless you’re pulling or something with it. You place the head in and turn or twist. You were talkin to me wise sided thinking I didn’t know better and it took twice as long. 1
by SouthernSlangTalk April 1, 2021
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Wise Dodge

Term brought into fruition by SyndicateNA on the server 2b2t.org, the term made its way into the Vanilla Crystal PvP community in Late 2020 and was later instated as the usual go to bait method for retarded newfags within the Minecraft PvP Community attempting to lure out a 1v1 with a player who is typically much better than them.
random newfag: "1v1 me lol ur dogshit"
Tier 2 PvPer: "No"
random newfag: "wise dodge shitter"
by The_Antagonist August 17, 2024
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yet wise

a. an adverbial phrase used in anecdote or storytelling that states a condition of present knowledge of a currently or previously explained event that once unknown to the storyteller or person speaking.
b. Another way of saying "We (I, he, she, they, etc) now know....
Yet wise, he sure enough done been cheating. After all my worrying that he works too damn much.
by Mpress427 January 12, 2008
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Kira wise

Sexy jawn that enjoys long poops
Hey have you seen kira wise

Naw she’s on the pooper
by BangerbroXD June 9, 2022
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Proper-wise

"Proper-wise you dumass, we dont use any accent at all"
by Yuri56 September 25, 2018
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<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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