Weapon Banner

a scam.

- you play genshin right? do you think I should pull on the weapon banner?
- no it's a scam and a waste of primos

by pavexa <3 February 21, 2022

weaponized incontinence

A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.

Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."

by smacky.jack July 2, 2023

Wepo

"weh-po" the thing that a certain fluff says a lot could be a greeting an explimation feelin sad or even just cause but they say it a lot so i had to make this so i could share it to people since it gets asked a lot

wepo/ (greeting) wepo! (explimation) wepo.. (sad or negative feelings) wepo (varoius)

by lenuell October 10, 2023

Vendored Weapon

When someone in World of Warcraft sells their weapon to a vendor.

Vendored Weapon: Yager, how could you have vendored you weapon when were on the last boss in TK. Damn Augusto

by Darksusa December 20, 2008

naked weapon

An exposed penis; when a guy whips his dick out and is ready to go in.

Peter whipped out his naked weapon on Kimmy

by Ron.Weasly February 2, 2017

friend weapons

insults or actions that people use to seriously hurt their friends

Stealing from, cheating with the BFF's lover, and making fun of a dead pet are all friend weapons

by von groovy April 21, 2019

hot weapons

A common mistranslation for 'firearms' or 'gunpowder weapons' by people machine-translating from Chinese to English.

This is done by breaking '热兵器' into '热' (hot) and '兵器' (weapon), rather than translating it as a single gestalt entity. (Much like translating 'Kindergarten' in a German text as 'children's garden'.)

The same misreading often results in mistranslation as 'thermal weapons'.

Little Fatty readied his hot weapons, holding them akimbo as he prepared to fight off the demons. He coughed up blood, then stared down the sights of his powerful thermal weapons. They weren't cool rayguns or anything like that, just normal guns that a shitty translator had screwed up.

by ShutterShadeGroove February 21, 2022