Weighted Companion Cube

Your best friend in the whole wide world.

This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.

by Frostblade October 17, 2007

lose some weight

1. Have an enormous dump
2. Generic insult to anyone overweight

1. "Right I've had my morning coffee and cigarette - I'm off to lose some weight"

2.
a: I'm big-boned and it's a gland problem
b: Fuck off and lose some weight

by Iain1977 February 29, 2008

weighted companion cube

1.) A cube in the game Portal you are given to help you with tasks.
2.) Your best friend.

1.)This weighted companion cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
2.) While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.

by joe matt October 24, 2007

shake weight jiggle

When a morbidly obese individual uses the Shake Weight and their blubber ripples with shock waves and continues to do so for a significant period of time after activity ceases.

When a tubby uses the Shake Weight it's like somebody slapped a Jello sculpture. It's what you call the shake weight jiggle.

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

name hold weight

this means that your name has some sort of value to a person

Name Hold Weight :
Kevin : “ you remember tyla “

Greg “ hell yeaah , her name still holds weight “

by Vee😛 December 02, 2017

billed height and weight

Billed Height and Weight are what pro wrestling feds use to introduce their wrestlers. Most of them are not as tall as they are announced on TV. A lot of them wear heel lifts in their boots to appear as tall as their billing

Kane is billed as being 7 feet tall, but in reality he's only around 6'8". 7 feet and 300 plus pounds are only his billed height and weight.

I saw him standing next to a 7 foot basketball player, and the basketball player was taller.

7 Feet is 7 feet

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 09, 2009

Bulgarian weight loss

Taking a massive dump.

Where were you?

Partaking in the Bulgarian weight loss program.

by W.R.Slade June 18, 2023