Wedge Salad

A sexually pleasing wedgie.

Thud bent me over and gave me the best wedge salad last night.

by Cmananator May 31, 2022

Sand Wedge Wiener

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.

Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”

by Bananawiener March 29, 2019

Dork wedge

A wedge of numerous dorks of all shades, a blob of dorks.

The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Wedging

Wedging is a sexual practise. When a person has a shit in the chamber, engaging in anal sexual intercourse.

Using the penis (or strap on), to push the brown beast back inside the outer intestine - for the recipient its feeling like the penis is double the length.

Often this is repeated, removing the penis. Allowing the chamber to reload. Before entering again.

"I have the condom on, let's get ready to do some wedging. We're going deep."

by RoughMonkey May 2, 2025

lint wedge

When putting on fresh from the dryer undies, and nice string of warm lint becomes trapped in the butt crack.

Man#1: I was so mad yesterday when I woke up to a fresh lint wedge right up the corn hole.

by BillyDeath April 19, 2010

wedge v caramel

People who have erectile disfenction gamer tag

My dick don’t work add me on xbox it’s wedge v caramel

by Guy killa478 May 3, 2018

abductor wedge

A medical device or cushion designed to help maintain proper positioning and alignment of the legs, particularly after certain types of surgery or to prevent hip joint contractures in individuals with limited mobility.

Surgeon 1: Be careful, you know what happened last time
Surgeon 2: I know, but this time I will not destroy the abductor wedge again

by Overall1728 September 21, 2023