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Spicy Waylon

Waylon is a type of person that meets many qualifications, only a certain few people in the world can achieve. Including: a 1X1 Lego piece head, a midget, gets beat up, has anger issues and says the f word too much. They often could be average but they choose to be poopoo’s
Person 1: Dude look! It’s Spicy Waylon.

Person 2: yeah Jace destroyed him in a fight yesterday.
Person 1: yeah it’s sad to see how he “tried” to fight back
by Basketball people May 13, 2024
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Walking Waxworks

Walking Waxworks:
People who have had excessive Botox or plastic surgery to the point where their face and body appear stiff, glossy, and unnatural — resembling wax museum figures rather than living humans. Often compared to Madame Tussauds models, they aim to look attractive or youthful but instead end up uncanny, expressionless, and sometimes unsettling or scary to look at.
Even celebrities can fall into this category. What often starts as a small cosmetic tweak can turn into a full-blown addiction — similar to a drug addict chasing the dragon: the idea of perfection that can never actually be reached. No matter how much work is done, it’s never enough.
This obsession can spiral over years, costing hundreds of thousands — sometimes even millions — as they are constantly chasing the next procedure, convinced the next surgery will finally “fix” them.
Lee: That Jordan, she’s well fit, bruv.

Frank: No, she’s not, bruv. She’s had to much plastic surgery bruv she’s like a walking wax works doll now she look terrible she used to be well fit back in the day bruv.

Lee: I think your right bruv maybe not.
Walking Waxworks LOl.
Frank: LOL
by Jamie Cheese December 20, 2025
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Carry On Wayward Son

a song by American rock band Kansas, released from the band's fourth studio album Leftoverture (1976).
Carry On Wayward Son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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Ram the Waymo

Hook up in a driverless car
The guy from my spinning class says he wants to ram the Waymo
by Puddin boy September 20, 2025
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