Vomit Crotch

What your crotch smells like after receiving oral from a drunk hooker who couldn't hold it down.

I picked up a drunk hooker, but she threw up while giving me head. Now I have vomit crotch.

by Omgwtfbbq2008 March 7, 2019

vomiting vicar

Ejaculating penis

I'm going home to stroke the vomiting vicar

by Yermawsmells July 23, 2016

Dick vomit

A truck driver that stays beside another truck and won’t get out of the way after 1 mile.

Look at this Dick vomit fucking up the interstate

by Gashaulin29 December 14, 2021

heart vomit

when someone breaks your heart you vomit in your heart.

she fucked my best friend my heart just vomited dam heart vomit

by gizmorpheus May 9, 2015

santa vomit

over-the-top or excessive Christmas decor

Looks like Santa vomited in that house

by xstranger December 6, 2013

Vomit-ass

Terrible, wretched, nasty and disgusting.

Marty: There comes Lucy with her vomit-ass shoes.
Thomas: Yea, those ass-made slippers look crappy af

by Maxicat0 March 1, 2023

Vomit kissing

When you get nervous to kiss so you throw up in each others mouth

Harlin and rocky got so nervous that they experienced some bad vomit kissing and never spoke again

by Harlin’s Brother November 6, 2017