spleen venting

To release your rage upon something, be it the source of the rage or something you displace your anger upon.

After getting killed 126 times by the same enemy on the same level, Little Bobby whent spleen venting on his cat, and as a result was sent to a psychiatric institution.

or

Robert vented his spleen by smacking his sassy girlfriend in the same mouth that she used to talk back to him. He later joined little Bobby at the Institution.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

Venianocculitis

that condition where the subject's optic nerve crosses with the rectal nerve, resulting in a shitty outlook on life.

Venianocculitis is defined as that condition where the subject's optic nerve crosses with the rectal nerve, resulting in a shitty outlook on life.

by flattorney January 10, 2009

Venetian Gondola

A turn of phrase used to describe what flat mates get up to get the banter started. Where one gay (the rower) wanks his even gayer mate (the gondola) off. Like 'skiing' but involves two people not three.

"Where have them two gone?"
"dunno. Probably back to theirs to play the Ventetian gondola"

"Oi mate! Go and play with your Venetian gondola. He looks all lonely over there on his own, you batty! Ciao!"

by Chairman Mao's alter ego January 27, 2012

vantida

Vantida is a rare name. You won't hear that name now in days. Vantida is a beautiful girl. All the boys love her. She is sweet and respectful. Vantida would seem quiet at first but once you get to know her she's funny, hyper but always fun to be with. Vantida is very social. She loves her friends and family.

Woah she reminds me of a Vantida

by November 4, 1889 February 20, 2017

venicestears

a venicestears is someone who has no friends and is stuck on stan twitter, jobless, for the rest of his life

did you see that venicestears?

by arianaagranda November 26, 2021

merchant of venice

The play written by Shakespeare, defining the art of shit being fucked

Merchant of Venice

Shylock: Fuck this shit, shits fucked

by LeeroyBoiii November 25, 2013

Rusty Vending Machine

When a guy finger fucks a girl 8 times as if he was inserting quarters in her, then he pushes on her nipples while he reaches around and sticks his fist in her ass as if he was getting his snack.

Lets go over to Audrey's house. I heard from many guys that she likes the Rusty Vending Machine.

by kljsadflasjdfkldsf September 27, 2010