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Vegan

Someone who doesn't eat and/or use anything from the animal kingdom (except humans). Some vegans are dietary only, just for health reasons only. Some are ethical, which are people that not only eat vegan, but do vegan, wear vegan and live vegan.

Some vegans are endorsers of animal rights groups, like PETA, in which I fucking hate. But some aren't endorsers of any animal rights group, which is perfectly fine.
Vegans, if we are herbivores, try eating grass. 99.694201337% of the time when you eat it, you'll vomit. And also, try eating tree leaves RAW. Herbivores have a PLEASURE to eat raw grass/raw tree leaves. We only eat certain types of leaves like lettuce, kale and spinach.
by Pawn of Sex June 7, 2016
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Veganation

The process of becoming a member of a backwards society known as the vegans. It is the equivalent of chemical castration in men.
Dude whats been going on with you? You look all weak and frail and you've slowly been dumbing down.

I've been going through veganation.

You poor bastard, let me put you out of your misery.
by Kage127 May 15, 2009
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Vegan

Somebody who stopped aging when they were 6.
Vegan: meat is murderer!

Guy: you stupid vegan, start aging you fucking 6 year old.
by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020
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Vegan

Vegan is a person who is a virgin. "The no meat diet"
"Yo Kat! You are my vegan buddy"
by jayjays_xo January 28, 2020
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Vegan Doof

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.
I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.
by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017
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The vegan teacher

The vegan teacher Tells people to be vegan or they go to hell
by Ducks_lily September 11, 2020
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vegan bar

Stereotypically a bar for lesbian that happened to serve vegan food.
Thanks to my meal in a vegan bar, I found my new girlfriend !
by NoTNoSham3 March 10, 2019
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