feeding the vacuum 

Slang for fucking the vacuum. With a penis of course. Fucking the tube is usually how its done.

Mom: Son! What are you doing to the vacuum!?!?

Son: Feeding the vacuum.

feeding the vacuum by TrolleyMC June 17, 2017

shower the vacuum 

when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse

sally: “i dont get you”
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on”

shower the vacuum by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021

Southern Vacuum Seal 

The act of vacuum sealing your penis or nads in hopes of preserving it over long periods of time.

The 85 year old man had a shaft of a 16 year old boy due to the Southern Vacuum Seal.

Southern Vacuum Seal by I_Am_The_Lamb May 25, 2018

Anai vacuum

Where you put your mouth on someones asshole and start sucking until you eventually suck a fart out of their ass.

When having sex some people anai vacuum. But they think it tastes good.

Anai vacuum by --not telling. December 27, 2007

dick vacuum 

one who is an expert at sucking dick

That girl sucked my dick like a vacuum hose! SHE'S A DICK VACUUM!

dick vacuum by JiGGa JaMeS October 21, 2005

Travelling Vacuum salesman 

When you are far from your home and a man date-rapes your woman (who lives at your home) while she is at home through shiny consumer goods.

So I came home from New York and Claire told me that she was struck by a Travelling Vacuum salesman. After reprimanding her I tracked the man down and destroyed him.

Travelling Vacuum salesman by Captain Ben7 May 12, 2011

face-vacuum

A couple (not gender-specific) that kisses or makes out so frequently that their faces cannot be separated. (Often accompanied by slurping and sucking noises.)

"I'm so sick of Lila and Joseph; they're such a face-vacuum that all I hear when I talk to them is slurping."

face-vacuum by Jeez April 28, 2012