Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner

A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate upon a glass table. A woman participant then cleans off the table by sucking up the ejaculate.

Yo, I went to my first orgy yesterday and we ended it with a Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner! It was awesome!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

Micro$oft Vacuum

The first time Micro$soft makes something that doesn't suck will be when they make a vacuum that runs Windoze.

I just bought a Micro$oft Vacuum! It runs Windoze!
(dude plugs it in)
(dude turns it on)
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?! It won't even pickup dust!?!?!?!

by Windoze Basher May 10, 2010

Vacuum my pork sword

Another way of saying "Suck my Dick"

hey im getting tired of you why wont you Vacuum my pork sword

by Fallingupsideways March 22, 2017

Irish vacuum

When an Irish street whore fiercely shits on your cock and then proceeds to slurp and swallow her faeces.

“Come here you little slut and give me a fucking Irish vacuum.”

by Faze klan March 9, 2020

One legged Russian vacuum

A sex position where after ejactualtion the man holds the women's leg up above his shoulder and inserts his member while the girl is forced to like the semen off the ground.

The Rock totally one legged Russian vacuumed Summer Rae

by Poopballz42069 May 8, 2016

I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner

a not so subtle way of saying that you have a hickey

-"what's that on your neck?"
-"I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner"

by dudemeister421 April 24, 2010

vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever

to give a really good shuck wilst stroking the cock extremely.

she used the vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever

by AlabamianFootballPlayer June 4, 2018