utah fire hydrant

the act of putting icy hot on your penis and at first it feels like its on fire then the icy part kicks in and its the best feeling in the world.

tessa gave brek a utah fire hydrant

by killemkrew3 April 6, 2011

utah

A real fu*ked up state.

1.Utah is full of poligamist freak mormons.

by Malone October 14, 2004

Utah Snowcone

Using one woman to create a swirl of man goo on another, like a snowcone.

Dude, that chick totally utah snowconed that bitch.

by itwasthatguy August 28, 2009

Utard

A combo of the words Utah and Mormon. A modern day version of 'the wheat and the tares' story. A Utard is a "tare" that grows up among the "wheat". They don't really know much about their religion but float along following the rules to fit-in in the Utah society.

We have 113 active priests in our ward, but half of them are utards.

by Jack Kelly June 24, 2004

utapatachi

A holiday or birthday present that you get to open early.

PJ was allowed to open a Christmas utapatachi 2 days early.

by PBMSr December 23, 2008

Utah

That one state YOU never go to.

Me: um I think it's square...
You: Im insulted
Me: yeah well
You: I WAS BORN IN UTAH YOU ASSTURD
Me: you don't count

by lol,wut? December 1, 2010

utah cliffhanger

This is when a women is sucking your dick and you blow your load on her chin, as it drips off her chin you catch it in your mouth, then you proceed to pushing her off the edge of the bed.

My head still hurts from that utah cliffhanger.

by Ryan Cox and Earnie Eggers September 2, 2007