Useless toffee

A group of short men who resemble aquatic water mammals or are known to have extra large faces.

I would never date Phil have you seen the size of his face - he's such a useless toffee

by jibblesjabbers March 24, 2011

captain useless

A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.

-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.

by ButFuggle April 16, 2020

useless parasite

someone who leeches off society and is a waste of everybody's time

Jamie is an absolutely useless parasite

by littcorp March 10, 2023

Useless drama

Drama that starts for no fucking reason at all, Either online or IRL.

1. You are the fault of all of this.
2. Yeah i don’t give a shit man, It’s useless drama

by Pxprobotvidz August 30, 2022

urban dictionary is useless

A fairly accurate statement for people who only wanted a regular online dictionary.

*A random person searches for an online dictionary*
*Sees urban dictionary and clicks through it*
*Searchs for the word*
*Ended up having meaningless definition*
*sighs*

'The Urban Dictionary is useless.'

by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod September 13, 2022

useless

ur mom

Your useless trash was in my damn house!

by Fufydadhalover262 September 28, 2020

most useless

An adjetive for the object in a group that has the fewest or no use

Tom : Billy is the most useless person ever, he thinks everything is a jojo reference.
Billy : no u :)

by GoldenOrb September 18, 2022